I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter.
(Source: misjudgments)
Tracks
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Me:
*changes the toilet paper roll*
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Me:
I am the backbone of this household
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
You ever wonder how often it happens that identical twins unwittingly trade identities during infancy? Like, an exhausted parent accidentally dresses them in the wrong outfits or tucks them into the wrong cribs one day, and the mistake just never gets caught?
don’t mess me up like this
When you’re a Kardashian for the day
i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired
MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.
no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke